| There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist. | Mark Twain |
| There is no such thing as "the Queen's English." The property has gone into the hands of a joint stock company and we own the bulk of the shares! | Mark Twain |
| There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. | Mark Twain |
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